You Can Never Go Home Again, Oatman... But I Guess You Can Shop There

Times are becoming quite exciting for our Phils, and I am personally enthralled by the new players which I will get to boo. Raul Ibanez...SUCKS! Boooooo! I have no idea who else this turtlefuck team has acquired, nor do I care, because that Amaro shitwaffle is a loaded gun of flaccid dick, waiting to asplode on Val Kilmer's doorstep. Booo! Boo! Boo! These cockfoxes are most definitely finishing in last place next year, proving yet again that I will never see them win enough to be satisfied. It's been way too fucking long since the last title, but I guess I'm just getting started. Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!