I believe the team should tar and feather Charlie Manuel for the following interview
Larry Flynt: Hello and welcome to PBS Sports- For Kids. How are you, Charlie?
Manuel: Dicktastic.
Larry Flynt: Charlie, this is a child's show.
Manuel: And I have what they would call in the rotting hills of West Virginia, Larry, a fucking erection. An erection the size of Chase Utley's OBP, if you will.
Larry Flynt: ...That doesn't even make sense.
Manuel: I will gouge out your eyeballs and SKULLFUCK YOU!
Larry Flynt: Of course you will.
Manuel: That's garbage! And the Bob Ross who painted that IS GARBAGE!
Larry Flynt: Is that why you don't read the papers?
Manuel: Open the pod-bay doors, HAL.
Larry Flynt: Right-o...we won't even go into baseball. Let's have you shut the fuck up before you turn a small child onto Nine Inch Nails.
Manuel: I appreciate cock.
Larry Flynt: Thank you for that. Really.
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