Snake Plissken is rumored to be in the runnings for a reliever spot on the Philadelphia Phillies, bringing the team's ERA down to 14.34, adjusted for inflation. The times are dire in Never-Neverland for Peter and the Phils, as they fight to remain alive in an always growing WWII front while balancing the trades that just brouhgt in Richard M. Nixon and Craven Moorehead, a hot Lithuanian project.
The rebel forces must gather before it is too late, because the Evil Yankee Empire moves in today- and games it does not play. This is the moment where we will all be tested. It is not a dump truck. It is a centuries-old NASA conspiracy. We have been on Mars since the '50s.
Boo!
GO PHILLIES!
The rebel forces must gather before it is too late, because the Evil Yankee Empire moves in today- and games it does not play. This is the moment where we will all be tested. It is not a dump truck. It is a centuries-old NASA conspiracy. We have been on Mars since the '50s.
Boo!
GO PHILLIES!
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