The following transgressions took place on PBS Sports- For The Blind, Deaf, and Mute.
Moderator: Gweieaaarayuuayyaynaasyayysaaa (this is what one would call "a joke in extremelly poor taste.").
Relaford: I am a banana!
Loggins: Desi, do you feel you're letting the kids who idolize you down with your current behavioral patterns?
Relaford: (sings) High. Way. To. The. Daaaangerzone!
Loggins: You're not gonna take this seriously, are you?
Relaford: Every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe! I don't like you because you're dangerous!
Loggins: Seriously, Desi, what you've committed is a capitol offense in some small theocracies. How do you feel about that?
Relaford: I feel like Howard Hughes dipped naked in tapioca pudding.
Moderator: Ryaiieresrt...
Relaford: See, Loggins? He got it! And he's half-past Algernon and that Lawnmower movie! It's a fucking aviation joke, you cockpit.
Loggins: I hate myself...
Relaford: Ahahahahahahahahaha! I said cockpit! Double en-fucking-tendrae! Bwahahahaha!
Moderator: (dies)
Loggins: Um...? Is he alright?
Relaford: Yeehaw! Jester's dead!
Loggins: You're so fucking immature...
Relaford: (furiously laughing) Don't you follow the migratory patterns of small animals?
Loggins: Yeah, so...?
Relaford: No, nothing...shitpumpkin.
Loggins: Asshole.
Relaford: Ballgargler.
Loggins: Fuck you, Desi. I'm out of here. Enjoy prison, you Hiroshima Cockswagger
Loggins storms off the set.
Relaford: (throws bowl of waxed fruit at Loggins)
Loggins is knocked cold, and Relaford steals all the complimentary towels while everyone is trying to wake him up.
Commercials.
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