Monday, February 9, 2009

Liberal Jibber-Jabber

Brian Falkenborg is amazing. Nothing will ever top his greatness. I would go into detail about how very godlike Brian Falkenborg is, but words cannot describe said marvel.

Penis. Penises are commonly found diseases in men. In fact, the Penis disease is so common in men, that in 2008, 100.37% of human males were infected with aforementioned illness.

Who's that jumpin' out the sky? R-E-Y, Mysterio. Yes, rey mysterio is a marvel comics superhero.

I shaved my pubic hairs recently. GILLETTE! The best your pubes can get.

A Cock saved is a penny saved. Or something of the sort.

PATRIA O MUERTE! QUE SE MUERAN ESTOS HIJOS DE PUTAS CAPITALISTAS!

Communism is the optimal form of government. Down with these pig capitolist ideals!

TRIVIA TIME!
1.How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
2.What's my age again?
3.Are you standing in line?
4.Are you believing the lies?
5.Are you bowing down to the flag?
6.Do you have a bullet in your head?

Zach De La Rocha is schizophrenic.

ARMANDO ALMANZA IS THE GREATEST RELIEVER OF ALL TIME!

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