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Friday, April 17, 2009

Blue Jays Lead Majors In Stuff; Socialism Is Win

Our beloved Blue Jays currently lead or are tied for lead in the following offensive categories:

Batting Average
Home Runs
Extra Base Hits
wRAA (Weighted Runs Above Average)
WPA (Win Probability Added)
Curveball Velocity Against

Continue for Canada comrades! Fight for Socialism! Show them that we are superior economic (and offensive) producers!

An Objective Place, Don'cha Know It?

"The leading source in all things Canadian anti-imperialism. And B.J. Ryan's ERA."
-- Friedrich Engels

The People 's Republic of Wurmsbeil, Ontario will no longer stand back in fearful silence as the actions of our imperialist oppressors down south continuously exploit our humble being. For our brethren here up north, we will stand at arms for what we know is best; just as we did in 1812. And rest assured, She who is Canada will prevail.

We will fight until we wanna go get stoned. Then we will. And we'll masturbate furiously.

Also, a message to those who remember Morose Cockwasher fondly, and still mourn his passing: Move the fuck on. OJBO is once again a shared dream. Matt McWop, a true warrior and patriot, has joined the noble cause.

COMRADES UNITE!

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Objective Jays Blog of Objective

Friday, April 17, 2009

Blue Jays Lead Majors In Stuff; Socialism Is Win

An Objective Place, Don'cha Know It?

Who should OJBO send back through time to protect John Connor?

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