Why Canadians are Actually Mexicans

Canadian=From Canada
Canada=Large and Cold
Large and Cold=Russia
Russia=Communist
Communist=North Korea
North Korea=Enemy of the United States
Enemy of the United States=Osama Bin Laden
Osama Bin Laden=Terrorist
Terrorist=Bill Ayers
Bill Ayers=Democrat
Democrat=Al Gore
Al Gore=Internet
Internet=Boxxy
Boxxy=Cute, but in that annoying spastic way
Cute, but in that annoying spastic way=Manny Ramirez
Manny Ramirez=Baseball Player
Baseball Player=Matt Wieters
Matt Wieters=Jesus
Jesus=Jesús
Jesús=Mexican

Therefore, Canadians=Mexicans.

Why didn’t anybody figure this out before now? I mean, this was obvious.