Thursday, April 2, 2009

Everybody Come and Play

One of the best things about being Canadian? Robin Scherbatsky aka Robin Sparkles' teen pop career before she sold out and went down to the filthy McDonalds and Hummer States.

But here at OJBO, we're all about remembering the simpler times, when America bowed before The Great White Hope's pop sensibilities and rockin'-you-till-Canada-Day prowess. Hell, back then we could even score cameos from Prime Minister Brian Mulroney while Slick Willie down south was too busy fiddling with his subscription to Cigar Aficionado and Kosovo to bother gracing, say, Alice In Chains with his presence.

So come on Jessica, come on Tori.
Let's watch this video.
You won't be sore-ee.




You see that, America? You see that shit? We had talking robots when you fuckwardens were still turning hockey pucks into neon cumshots!

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