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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

I Recently Added Gerald Ford on Facebook

This has been his status for as long as we've been "friends:"

Gerry Ford is I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!

We're sending help immediately, Mr. Ford.

An Objective Place, Don'cha Know It?

"The leading source in all things Canadian anti-imperialism. And B.J. Ryan's ERA."
-- Friedrich Engels

The People 's Republic of Wurmsbeil, Ontario will no longer stand back in fearful silence as the actions of our imperialist oppressors down south continuously exploit our humble being. For our brethren here up north, we will stand at arms for what we know is best; just as we did in 1812. And rest assured, She who is Canada will prevail.

We will fight until we wanna go get stoned. Then we will. And we'll masturbate furiously.

Also, a message to those who remember Morose Cockwasher fondly, and still mourn his passing: Move the fuck on. OJBO is once again a shared dream. Matt McWop, a true warrior and patriot, has joined the noble cause.

COMRADES UNITE!

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Objective Jays Blog of Objective

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

I Recently Added Gerald Ford on Facebook

An Objective Place, Don'cha Know It?

Who should OJBO send back through time to protect John Connor?

Comrades

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